Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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