I hate your face
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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