so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She bit a glass in half.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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