Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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