My nipple is on Facebook.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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