Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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