he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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