Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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