whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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