fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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