Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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