i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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