I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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