All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I am naked and annoyed.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
