To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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