party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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