is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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