You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
