; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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