Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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