Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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