I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My pussy is not your playground.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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