ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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