What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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