escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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