kristin has been a bad kristin
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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