this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
farters have to be the big spoon...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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