She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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