There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
this is an emotional support booty call
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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