she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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