he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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