24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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