wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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