come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
