I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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