9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Sober January is a disaster.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
