Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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