I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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