Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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