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1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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