your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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