Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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