I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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