i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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