we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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