i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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