Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
time to smoke my breakfast
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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