Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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