Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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