Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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