Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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