Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Vodka?
Forever.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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