Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
my being single is dangerous.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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