do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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