The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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