so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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